February 22 2008
North Bay, best town on earth. Sudbury amazing crowd. Glad to see everyone again! Thanks to the whole North Bay crew for coming to Suds, Polly Rocks! Hecklers are my bros (and sis), Gusto Fiasco's bass players looks like my brother plus they rock! Snatchback is amazing! Feels like Yesturday kicked some major ass for their 2nd show! And ofcourse as always we rocked hard. However, we will bring you everything we have to blow your necks off soon!
Thank you.
January 26 2008
A huge shout out to Amber and John for having us down for the interview and show. Was an awsome show, all the bands were wicked. Made some new friends, drank alot of beer, until the bar ran out actually. If you were on the 401 west around 7pm Sunday night in a white 80's-ish buick near the Yorkdale exit. Be very cautious that you do not bump into Joe Coffin again, he was very close to pulling over and smashing your inpet brains all over the ground. There are driving schools all over the GTA, please sign up, merging into a fast lane at 40 km\h with no lights at night then swerving back and foth while the truck behide you beeps, is not good operation of a motor vehicle.. pull your stupid head out of your stupid asshole you useless cocksucker.
P.S. Thank you everyone in London we had a blast. Derryck, Shayna and Aaron rock as well.
December 21 2008
Dear, Diary,
Chapleau was awsome, i had such a blast. There were lots of beligerent drunks and that is what i like. Being hammered is fun. Cant wait to meet my friend Polly in North Bay and play with the Hecklers. I also have been yearning to play in London. So a big wink nod to the London psychobilly wrecking crew for putting that together.
Bye for now Diary
December 14 2008
We officially love North Bay Period. Ben Giroux has a fucking amazing voice and set the place on fire. The crowd was fucking insane and 100% into it. We as previously stated played drunk... very drunk and probably insulted ourselves but did as always skunkally amazing! The Hecklers as always rocked our brains out. PS i love the Hecklers and i am making them all honorary coffins members and also Paulie Hatter is the coolest man on earth
November 18 2008
So, we played at the Red Rooster this weekend with The Goddamn Goddamns and The Matadors, both of which rocked the living fuck out of Burlington as a whole. We, as always were very drunk but got a very good reception and cant wait to do it again. A good friend of mine came to the show that night and it meant alot of to all of us. His name is Al and he stands about 6'8" tall. Now normally i wouldnt really make a big deal out of my friends but this guy is probably one of the most compassionate, easy going motherfuckers who walks the earth. His entire life seems like a chaotic wreck, but he always finds the time to hang out with us and is always fuckin happy about it. I mean i can spill fucking love notes about this guy all week long but heres some examples of how much of a goddamn sweetheart this asshole is:
He made all of our graphics even thought he has about 4.3 minutes of spare time a week. He treats everyone like their his hero and a guy fucking sat on him in Burlington, like not a push or a brush up but a sat on the fucking kid.. and he was so polite and shit that Al just let the guy sit there, it wasnt until the guy got up that Al went about his business.
So if you ever see a tall dude rockin our merch table, get him a beer cause odds are he's the best person you'll ever meet. Period.
November 2 2008
Listen up lovers, I have seen a perticularly ugly instance this weekend, someone got into some drama with someone else at a friends show and as much as i enjoy seeing people in misery . This was perticulary hanous. So, if your in a moshpit and drama happens, grow some fucking balls, your in a moshpit, leave if you want to.. stay if you feel like it. A venue or show or concert is no place for bitchy little cunts who enjoy nothing more than tea and Adam Sandler movies, to be throwin cold ass punches at other people for no reason, especially from behind, if you dont want to be pushed around stay out of the fucking pit. Dont be cunts. Hit cops not punks.
-JC
So there i was balls deep into a case of Uncle Jack's ole' cough medicine when i thought fuck... ham and turkey sandwich.. post haste. Shortly after we had a website. shut the mouth open the pants, and enjoy